A rumor seeps in

I learned some startling news tonight. Over dinner with my folks I learned that Barack Obama is Muslim. Yeah, I know, who would have thought? My mom explained that his middle name was Hussein so he had to be Muslim. My dad confirmed my mom's conviction. I was incredulous, then I remembered, my parents are FOX News watching Democrats and my incredulity slipped away. To make matters worse, even I after I set them straight, neither would ever consider voting for a Muslim anyway. Can I blame FOX News for their bigotry too?