The post in which my head explodes

Always wrong, yet always employable:

The Huffington Post has learned that, in a move bound to create controversy, the New York Times is set to announce that Bill Kristol will become a weekly columnist in 2008.

Bill Kristol should be laughed out of the country, if not locked away for accessory to murder, but no, instead he gets a larger platform to spread his lies. How the fuck is this even possible?