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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Premature Ejaculation


Breaking: Iran is set to release the 15 British soldiers currently being held.

Breaking Harder: Wingnuts throughout American downtrodden that the hostage crisis didn't lead to all out Armageddon.

Sorry, guys, better luck next time. I'm sure your Dear Leader will force some sort of confrontation soon enough. So hold on, it's only a matter of time before your bloodlust is satisfied.