Terrorist Bloopers & Practical Jokes

Tonight on ABC: Terrorist Bloopers & Practical Jokes (8:00 PM EST) - Hosted by U.S. military spokesman Major-General Rick Lynch. (Copyright 2006 - Dick Clark Productions)

At his weekly media briefing, Lynch showed brief clips from what he said was the unedited video showing Zarqawi, wearing New Balance running shoes, struggling to handle the machine gun he was shown firing in the version posted on the Internet and aired on television.

Another clip appears to show his aides grabbing the gun's hot muzzle and fumbling with it after he had finished.

"What he didn't show you were the clips that I showed you: wearing New Balance sneakers with his uniform, surrounded by supposedly competent subordinates who grab the hot barrel of a just-fired machine gun, ... a warrior leader, Zarqawi, who doesn't understand how to operate his weapons system.

"It makes you wonder."

Yeah, it makes you wonder why we haven't caught this guy yet.

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