Two of a Kind

Okay, I'm putting on the tin-foil hat. I can't help myself. A fancy new video tape appeared on the Internet today, and the second most wanted terror-ass, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, was right there, ready to give Bush a hand with his falling poll numbers. Couple that with the Osama Greatest Hits Mix from this weekend, and we begin to see what the White House meant when they said Karl Rove would be focusing on politics again. Nothing helps a faltering president like a good terror scare. Now, maybe I'm saying BushCo pulls the bogeyman's strings, or maybe I'm really saying that George Bush is the best thing that ever happened to the terror cause. They want to see him succeed. More Bush means more commander-in-chief, which means more chaos, more crusades, and more terror recruits. The perpetual war will perpetuate. The White House has more in common with the likes of Al-Zarqawi than they would care to admit.