Since Creature Beats Me To All The Good Stuff

The elimination number for the Yankees stands at 146. Let's Go Red Sox!

"McClellan says he'd like to spend more time lying for his family" --Amy Poehler

Ok, now for something only slightly less preposterous. Who will replace Scotty? Who possesses the right mix of an extremely tenuous grasp on reality combined with the ability to lie about anything with a straight face?

• Baghdad Bob? ("There is no press junket and there never was one")
  
• Michael Jackson? (Bubbles and Emmanuel Lewis would actually do the junket)
  
• Jayson Blair? ("I was there and I saw Libby not tell Judy about Valerie")
  
• Bob Woodward (post 2000)? (We'd all be fooled into thinking he cared about telling the truth and didn't actually have an agenda)
  
• George W. Bush? (Insert anything Bush has ever said here)
  
• Rafael Palmiero? (Would Viagra cure Honesty Disfunction?)
  
• Michelle Malkin? (She would repeatedly publish Harry Reid's and Russ Feingold's home phone numbers and then act suprised when her rabid chickenhawk followers made scary phone calls from their mom's basements; the NSA would deny they overheard anything)
  
• Ben Domenech? (He would just repeat everything ScottyMac said and claim it as his own)
  

It was a lot of work just coming up with this list - ScottyMac really sits in rarefied air. Please feel free to add your own in the comments.