The Internet's Racist Nancy Drew

If you read this site regularly, you know I try to post things that will make you chuckle while you read them. I think the news is too damn depressing already, so I try to infuse a little humor** as the message rabbit punches you.

So it is with great delight (and laziness) that I present the most important story out there today: "South Park was Censored by Comedy Central!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!2"

Count 'em - the top 9 stories on Memeorandum. I don't think I've ever seen 9 stories on any topic on Meme before. And the best is head racist wingnut Malkin's (pictured, having her usual rational discourse) authoritative analysis of an obviously faked screen cap from the show. The big news in that story - it's the very first time Mrs. Hate has ever used reality to deny an obviously false story!! Let's hope this developing trend continues.

I'm glad she's on the case for you and for me. After all, it's not like it's only a fucking cartoon*** or that there's more important stories like Iran or everybody who's ever been in the military calling for Rummy's defenestration or anything like that. These bedwetting wingnuts wouldn't be so manipulatively cunning as to try and change the subject, would they?

**If you don't think I'm funny, you're wrong.
*** It's my rule to not use the f-word in posts unless necessary. Malkin's position on the political spectrum (somewhere to the right of Stalin, Hitler, and Mengele combined) really brings out the best in me.