Eligible
The headline reads: Jury Finds Moussaoui Eligible for Execution
Is he also eligible for the grand prize in the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes? How about eligible to win a date with Todd Hamilton? And when you are eligible for something, can't you turn it down? I was eligible for a free trip to Florida (to check out some wonderful retirement property) and I said no. Can Moussaoui say no too? I am an eligible bachelor, does that mean I am also eligible to win a date with Todd Hamilton?
Oh, and I do hope they do NOT execute this bastard. It's what he wants. It will make him happy. Please don't make him a martyr. Though I will say I am glad he is eligible to die, because it will give the 9/11 families a chance to confront one of these Al Qaeda assholes face to face.
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(Hat tip to reader eXponents for finding the riff and keeping it going.)
Is he also eligible for the grand prize in the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes? How about eligible to win a date with Todd Hamilton? And when you are eligible for something, can't you turn it down? I was eligible for a free trip to Florida (to check out some wonderful retirement property) and I said no. Can Moussaoui say no too? I am an eligible bachelor, does that mean I am also eligible to win a date with Todd Hamilton?
Oh, and I do hope they do NOT execute this bastard. It's what he wants. It will make him happy. Please don't make him a martyr. Though I will say I am glad he is eligible to die, because it will give the 9/11 families a chance to confront one of these Al Qaeda assholes face to face.
Read more.
(Hat tip to reader eXponents for finding the riff and keeping it going.)
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