A Word of Advice

Dear Commander-in-Chief,

I read today that the Army has loosened their policy banning certain types of tattoos in hopes of gaining more recruits that would have otherwise been passed over. This action, plus your raising the maximum age for enlistment, your increased financial incentives for joining up, and your hiring of a new advertising firm, are all positive steps seeing as how the army is struggling of late to hit its recruiting goals. Now, call me crazy, but I was just thinking that maybe instead of all these gimmicks to get people to join up, why don't you just stop sending them overseas to get killed in a war of choice. You know, call it a day. Bring the kids home. Stop getting them blown up for your selfish, greedy goals. It's just a thought. I'm sure the troops would appreciate it, I'm sure their families would appreciate it, and just think of how easily you would be able to meet your recruiting goals then.

Thanks for listening. Talk to you soon.
-Creature