The Post In Which I Admit I Was Wrong

On February 7th, in response to Chris Matthew's ludicrous charge that Gays and Liberals were burning down the Baptist churches in Alabama, I surmised that perhaps the morons burning down the churches were the parishioners themselves. I said:

Last week, Chris fucking psycho Matthews douchebag surmised that perhaps the Gays and the Liberals were responsible motherfucker for burning down the churches in Central Alabama what a godammed total fucking prick. I say that perhaps the churches are being burned down by the parishioners who are embarrassed totally and thoroughly by the continued unbelievable lack of Christianity Pat Fucking Robertson shown by their leaders. I further surmise that the parishioners are ashamed completely by the portrayal in the media looking at you fat assholes on Fox, CNN, & MSNBC of their values as being superior and arrogant certainly not Christian values over the "non-saved" and they want to start over without these clouds of scandals hanging over their heads somebody needs to put rat poison in Chris Matthew's cheetos.

Well the good news is that three (alleged, although they've all admitted to it) perps have been taken into custody. The not-so-shocking news is that these three men were fine, upstanding, white students. Two of them attended a Methodist-affiliated college.

Moseley and DeBusk are both sophomores at Birmingham-Southern College, which is affiliated with the United Methodist Church.

I mention their race as there were initial concerns this was a race-related hate crime. These conservatives initially burned 5 churches with a predominantly black congregation, but then these junior Einsteins burned down at least 4 white churches "as a diversion to throw investigators off". Brilliant! By the way - according to Moe, Larry and Curly there, the churches were burned as a "joke".

Ha ha ha! Wait - I don't get it...

So anyways, the point of my post: I admit was wrong, and I apologize. I hope Chris Matthews has the courage and integrity to do the same.