Kids Say the Darndest Things

Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R) Arizona -- Hardball 03/08/2006

"You may remember I was raising H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS about the communist Chinese and their presence on the west coast, in those ports."

Seriously, what are we? Twelve? Do people really vote for grown men who won't say hell. Hell. There, I said it. Thankfully, I'm a good S P E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS E R* or else I would not have understood the fine representative from Arizona. People, you can say hell. It's not a dirty word.

Curse more.

*I'm really not a very good speller. In order to ensure full disclosure I need you to know that I made the good spelling part up for this post.