I Give Up

From Editor & Publisher (or should I say from God):

A Gallup report released today reveals that more than half of all Americans, rejecting evolution theory and scientific evidence, agree with the statement, "God created man exactly how Bible describes it."
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Gallup summarized it this way: "Surveys repeatedly show that a substantial portion of Americans do not believe that the theory of evolution best explains where life came from." They are "not so quick to agree with the preponderance of scientific evidence." [Read More]

And God looked down upon the American people and said, "Are you people kidding me? It's a book, with words written in it by some ancient dudes with beards. Don't take it literally. Sure it has a few good stories, and maybe a lesson or two, but really now, people, let's move on."