Morning Fun with an Olsen

The State loves Saturday. Finally after a week of war, torture, and global warming, we get to relax and show you our sensitive side. The State is not afraid to cry and today's Morning Fun makes us sad. So sit back, relax, and grab a funny home video. It's time for Morning Fun, right now, with Mary-Kate Olsen.

The mini-mogul said in an interview with W magazine that her split from Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, and his subsequent coupling with Paris Hilton, was the primary reason for her recent leave of absence from New York University.

"I miss him and I love him, and I don't speak with him anymore," the 19-year-old told the fashion magazine. "It's a hurtful and painful subject. I've pretty much been with someone my whole life, so this is a hard time for me."
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"[Paris and I] always only had nice things to say about each other," Olsen said. "Now I guess you can tell we're not talking."

Damn you, Paris Hilton! Can't you keep your hands to yourself? I'm so upset.

Serious Stuff, later.